[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.aquavita.cz\/par-postrehu-z-exotiky\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.aquavita.cz\/par-postrehu-z-exotiky\/","headline":"P\u00e1r post\u0159eh\u016f z exotiky","name":"P\u00e1r post\u0159eh\u016f z exotiky","description":"Kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk l\u00e9t\u00e1 do nezn\u00e1m\u00fdch kraj\u016f na vlastn\u00ed p\u011bst, nemus\u00ed nezbytn\u011b jenom trnout, co ho tam v\u0161echno m\u016f\u017ee potkat. Proto\u017ee s\u00a0\u00fasm\u011bvem jde v\u0161echno l\u00edp, a to i tehdy, kdy\u017e k\u00a0tomu n\u011bkdo nem\u00e1 zrovna moc d\u016fvod\u016f. A tak bych v\u00e1m tu t\u0159eba zm\u00ednil p\u00e1r perli\u010dek z\u00a0Ji\u017en\u00ed Afriky, kde jsem, pokud bych to se\u010detl, str\u00e1vil \u0159\u00e1dov\u011b v\u00edc [&hellip;]","datePublished":"2022-04-23","dateModified":"2023-05-06","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.aquavita.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.aquavita.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/014a645f9f16d49aceddb25e316448c724bd78e7db0ee7a34c29417d5ca39ef1?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/014a645f9f16d49aceddb25e316448c724bd78e7db0ee7a34c29417d5ca39ef1?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"aquavita.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.aquavita.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/africk%C3%A9%20d%C3%ADt%C4%9B.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.aquavita.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/africk%C3%A9%20d%C3%ADt%C4%9B.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.aquavita.cz\/par-postrehu-z-exotiky\/","about":["Cestov\u00e1n\u00ed\r"],"wordCount":458,"articleBody":"Kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk l\u00e9t\u00e1 do nezn\u00e1m\u00fdch kraj\u016f na vlastn\u00ed p\u011bst, nemus\u00ed nezbytn\u011b jenom trnout, co ho tam v\u0161echno m\u016f\u017ee potkat. Proto\u017ee s\u00a0\u00fasm\u011bvem jde v\u0161echno l\u00edp, a to i tehdy, kdy\u017e k\u00a0tomu n\u011bkdo nem\u00e1 zrovna moc d\u016fvod\u016f.A tak bych v\u00e1m tu t\u0159eba zm\u00ednil p\u00e1r perli\u010dek z\u00a0Ji\u017en\u00ed Afriky, kde jsem, pokud bych to se\u010detl, str\u00e1vil \u0159\u00e1dov\u011b v\u00edc ne\u017e rok \u017eivota.Velice dob\u0159e t\u0159eba v\u00edm, co znamen\u00e1 fr\u00e1ze typu \u201eve dv\u011b hodiny vyraz\u00edme\u201c. Kdy\u017e v\u00e1m ji \u0159ekne Afrik\u00e1nec, po\u010d\u00edtejte s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee se vyraz\u00ed\u2026 ve dv\u011b. Ve dv\u011b tam bude, respektive ve dv\u011b za\u010dne prudit ty, kdo v\u00e1s m\u011bli vyzvednout, ale z\u00a0n\u011bjak\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu nevyzvedli. A ned\u00e1 si pokoj. Kdy\u017e v\u00e1m tot\u00e9\u017e ale \u0159ekne anglojazy\u010dn\u00fd b\u00edl\u00fd Afri\u010dan, jsou dv\u011b hodiny v\u00a0rozmez\u00ed t\u0159i\u010dtvrt\u011b na dv\u011b a\u017e \u010dtvrt na t\u0159i, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b pozd\u011bji, pokud se s\u00a0v\u00e1mi lou\u010d\u00ed, co\u017e se p\u0159ece nem\u016f\u017ee jen tak o\u0161idit. A kdy\u017e v\u00e1m to \u0159ekne \u010dernoch? Pak jsou dv\u011b hodiny t\u0159eba i v\u00a0p\u016fl jedn\u00e9. V\u017edy\u0165 tu chvilku po\u010dk\u00e1, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd probl\u00e9m. Anebo je to tak\u00e9 n\u011bkdy kdo v\u00ed kdy.Co znamen\u00e1 prohodit p\u00e1r slov s\u00a0hl\u00edda\u010dem \u010dehokoliv, od obchodu p\u0159es hotel a\u017e po parkovi\u0161t\u011b? Str\u00e1vit tlach\u00e1n\u00edm tolik \u010dasu, ne\u017e se \u0159\u00e1dov\u011b t\u0159ikr\u00e1t zopakuje ve\u0161ker\u00e1 slovn\u00ed z\u00e1soba, kterou v\u00a0angli\u010dtin\u011b m\u00e1te. V\u00a0m\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b tak do p\u016fl hodiny.V\u00edte, jak dlouho nejedli \u017eebr\u00e1ci, kte\u0159\u00ed se z\u00a0v\u00e1s na ulici kdekoliv v\u00a0Ji\u017en\u00ed Africe pokus\u00ed vyt\u00e1hnout n\u011bjak\u00e9 drobn\u00e9? Je to zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed, ale v\u0161ichni pr\u00fd bez v\u00fdjimky t\u0159i dni.V\u00edte, kde se v\u00e1s tam zaru\u010den\u011b zeptaj\u00ed, zda jste chyt\u0159\u00ed? P\u0159i n\u00e1kupu v\u00a0obchodech Pick\u00b4n Pay. V\u017edy se v\u00e1s zeptaj\u00ed, zda jste Smart Shopper. Ale nebojte se, nejde jim o va\u0161i inteligenci, ale jen o slevovou kartu tohoto n\u00e1zvu.A kdy se prodava\u010dky nejsp\u00ed\u0161e zasm\u011bj\u00ed? Kdy\u017e jim na to jako j\u00e1 odpov\u00edte, \u017ee ne, \u017ee jste stupid shopper.A v\u00edte, kde v\u00e1s nej\u010dast\u011bji p\u0159iv\u00edt\u00e1 \u010dernoch ve sv\u00e9m \u00fa\u0159ad\u011b? Kde a od koho nej\u010dast\u011bji usly\u0161\u00edte fr\u00e1zi typu \u201eWelcome to my office, sir\u201c? Zkuste h\u00e1dat. Spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 odpov\u011b\u010f je \u2013 od \u010dernoch\u016f permanentn\u011b vyt\u00edraj\u00edc\u00edch ve\u0159ejn\u00e1 WC na mezin\u00e1rodn\u00edm leti\u0161ti OR Tambo v\u00a0Johannesburgu.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.2\/5 - (15 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"P\u00e1r post\u0159eh\u016f z exotiky","item":"https:\/\/www.aquavita.cz\/par-postrehu-z-exotiky\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]